"It really doesn't feel like con until you see some of the great ACME deliveries made by the awesome Orvan Ox." -- Jer Lance (Penguicon 6.0/7.0 ConCom) (2008)
Deliveries to,
Dangerous or Flammable
Orvan gets it there!!! -- A haiku by Jugular Jaguar (2008)
"Thanks to ACME and Orvan for the smiles brought to me... to brighten my day!" -- J.R. "Haystack" Caldoon (2007)
"If you need something delivered, give it to Orvan, ACME's best delivery ox!" -- Josie Pussycat (2007)